Well now, I haven't been here in awhile and thought I'd get this diary updated with all the news.

There's not much news. What? 56 days of nothing and NO news? Well, I lead a boring life and unfortunately I am too lazy to do anything about it.

My precious niece turned 2 on April 26th and already she's a basketcase. Well, no, that's not nice of Auntie Splinter to say is it? She's not a basketcase per se, but she is a little loopy.

She's always running around imitating everything anybody says. One day my sister-in-law was getting rice out of the cabinet and she dropped the whole container on the floor and said "fuck!" My niece now says fuck everytime she sees rice. I intend to take her to a chinese restaurant very soon.

She also is starting to love LOVE her auntie Splinter which warms my heart to no end. She comes into my room and closes the door so it's only the two of us in my room and gets up on the computer chair and starts typing on the keyboard. I whip out my Windows Media Player and play some music videos and her butt starts dancing. She LOVES the Village People's YMCA. It's totally endearing and ridiculous how much she loves that video. One time I played it for her and my brother came in the room and said to my niece "Can you say Homosexual?" I nearly slapped him.

I have her saying all kinds of words. She loves "Purple" and she tries with all her might to say "Rhinocerous" but she doesn't succeed. She ends up pronouncing it "roserus".

She pronounces my name after a certain pepper. I know you don't know my name, but trust me, it's cute as well.

In other news, I might be pregnant. Well, maybe not. I told all my ill symptoms to a friend at work who has had a baby and she says that I'm pregnant. I totally don't believe her because I'm just not that lucky. It's only been a month of symptoms so I am going to take a pregnancy test sometime... I don't know when. I'm not really worried about it.

Also, J and I are going strong, still. It's almost 7 months. No ring, no plans, no house, nothing. We'll see if anything happens in the near future.

I've actually been house-looking. I'm tired of living at home with my parents. It's comfortable and everything and I love them dearly, but it's time for a change. The only thing is that I cannot afford a house by my lonesome so I'm hoping that by me shopping for a house J will get into it. It's worth a shot.

I'm still working at this crummy job. I'm still way underpaid. I was offered that other job where I went for the interview but I would be starting at a slightly lower salary than I am making now and I don't feel like starting with chump change anymore. Also, they would have had me doing receptionist work for a couple of hours of the day. Excuse me, have you met me? I'm deaf.

I really wish I could get a doctor's appt. sooner than June. I'm really not feeling too well. Headaches, backaches, the runs like you wouldn't believe. Mom says I'm stressed out about something. I don't know what, except maybe work. A friend of mine in work left, and we've hired two new girls who I have to half-train. I'm not looking forward to it. Maybe it's all stress. I have some psycho-colon problem.

Anyway, Hitler says back to work so I have to make this semi-short. Thanks for checking in with me. I should update again within a few days, or hours.